Chef Brian

[creme_ala_creme78]

for me and nycteris to mourn the lack of chef brian merchandise and also to post your favorite quotes from him, as little in number as they may be....

[nycteris]

"What justice is there in a world where you cannot package ice cream in a block of cheese?"

[creme_ala_creme78]

hehe,


if my toes were made of broccoli i would rule the world

[nycteris]

or you would only smell really bad after awhile, lol

"feet are like papayas, injected with mouthwash. They may taste like excitement, but are best used for bingo."

[creme_ala_creme78]

where did you find that one?

[nycteris]

here (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2004-02-02).
If you go to the 'archives' link on the navigation bar for that site, there's a drop-down list of entries by title, and a few are recognizable as Chef Brian ones. With some it's not so easy to tell, though.

[creme_ala_creme78]

the dwarf says gender-neutral pronouns



hehe, i thought i had all chef brians bookmarked, but i guess not...

[nycteris]

I really hate the 'I are pant' ***** of the one titled something about rainbows; for me, chef brian either makes little enough sense that it's hilarious, or puts my brain in a painful knot trying to rationalize the craziness.

[creme_ala_creme78]

i rather enjoy it...




'i dont believe in the elderly'

[nycteris]

'i dont believe in the elderly'

Lol, me neither :wink:

"Ever wonder why new socks taste so fresh? There's a lot more to it than you might think..."

[creme_ala_creme78]

what about the life-threatening question, "does coffee bleed?"

[nycteris]

O_O
I don't want to know the answer to that one :P

Where did he say that? Unlike you, i haven't all of the Chef Brian entries bookmarked, though m/b i should, lol.

[creme_ala_creme78]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-07-05



on sense of humor: "is it a gift from the heavens?"

[nycteris]

Maybe, but in some people, it could be considered a curse >_>.

"It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick"

XD

[creme_ala_creme78]

"Then the chainsaw. You dont really need a chainsaw, but its more fun that way."

[nycteris]

"Then the chainsaw. You dont really need a chainsaw, but its more fun that way."

i'll bet it is.

[creme_ala_creme78]

*insert evil laugh*