Microwavable pizzas

[aquila]

Why aren't these allowed in here?

I don't mess up, really I don ... woops, something dropped off my pizza onto my keyboard ... gotta remove that ...

[incka]

That's exactly why they aren't allowed 8)

[aquila]

Not even those snacksized minis? :cry:

[incka]

Aww... Poor Werney :cry: I'm afraid not...

[aquila]

Mmm ... I'll get me a bag of crisps then ...

[incka]

8) Here you are Werney...

I'll have one too please...

8) There you are Sean...

[Freaky Ed]

If Sean eats another bag of crisps, he will instantly die of heart faliure! :o I should'nt have said that!

[aquila]

Is he already fat and numb because of all the unhealthy food?

[incka]

Fat, no. Numb? To what? To caring how peoples lives are affected by my business - Yes, I'm numb, as long as it makes money...

[aquila]

You're moving so hard, so fast, so numb
That you can't even feel.

[incka]

You're drinking the raw Drano baby,
You do-si-do, saddo

[mazarane]

mmmmm....adrenal...

[incka]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_132.gif ('http://www.freesmileys.net')

[aquila]

Stop hitting Pete, Sean!

My microwave pizza tasted like a sole :evil:

[incka]

Thats why I banned the following:

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_12_15.gif ('http://www.freesmileys.net')

If you want one do this:

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_2.gif ('http://www.freesmileys.net')

[J. Michael Stipe]

Sean, me old teapot!

[incka]

If I just had that smiley software with me here... Hey TKM!

[stanislaw]

Is this spat a family feud or can anyone join?

[aquila]

LOL ... Sean's NO family :P

[mazarane]

Ow :!: It's quite disturbing to return to this place and find someone's been whacking you over the head with a frying pan for the past few days. Ow :!:

[aquila]

That's Sean how we know him, alright!

[mazarane]

lol, cheers for sticking up for me though. I think he's finally stopped now *tiptoes out from under table*

[aquila]

Instead of toting that pan around, Sean should be working on this here site! Still no extra avatars ... still no custom usertext option ...

The administrator of this site is only working on yet more Google Ad filled sites ... after Windoze and InternetExploiter, Sean's sites are the third reason why internet is becoming more crappy every day ... :roll:

[mazarane]

Indeed. I find his cursors site http://www.freecursors.org/ especially disturbing.

[aquila]

Indeed. I find his cursors site http://www.freecursors.org/ especially disturbing.

Ah, what a wondeful example of how Incka Ltd enhances our world :roll:

[incka]

But it is free and it is cursors! Perfect!

[mazarane]

But they all wibble about in a highly distressing manner. Imperfect.

[aquila]

For Sean free = perfect :shock:

[incka]

And I get $0.52 per free download! :twisted:

[aquila]

And I get $0.52 per free download! :twisted:

I'm sure you'll get very rich because of those cursors :wink:

[incka]

If I can get google to take the bait... I best get some PR to them, infact I best get PR to all my sites...

[creme_ala_creme78]

oops, i just broke that rule again

[creme_ala_creme78]

is a microwavable pizza the only kind of food thats not allowed, or can i not eat my snowcones/ritz crackers/yogurt and granola here either?

[incka]

Everything else is allowed as long as you bring some for the rest of us, eww... I just stepped in some microwavable pizza box, but the writing is in dutch - WERNER!

[creme_ala_creme78]

eeeww...you stepped in that moldy thing?!?!?! i can smell it from here!!


anyone want some fries?

[Matthew Sweet]

Yesterday I had some great (German) microwave pizza ... yummy :P

[incka]

I think you lied on that independent bacholer test, you never eat 'a nutrious balanced diet'...

[Matthew Sweet]

I do ... German pizzas are balanced! :twisted:

[incka]

They are frozen meals...

[Matthew Sweet]

They are frozen meals...

That has nothing to do with it being balanced or not.

[incka]

The test thought it did.

[Matthew Sweet]

Well, Dutch Consumer Club had it tested and it said it was balanced!

[incka]

LOL, the same consumer club that said laser eye surgery works and that eyeball piercing is safe?

[creme_ala_creme78]

eyeball piercing IS perfectly safe.........if you are the one piercing your enemies eyball :twisted:.........not that im that sadistic.......really, i dont have anger problems...........ive never been told i have anger problems...........


whatre you lot staring at????



STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!

[creme_ala_creme78]

yeah, im kinda hyper right now.....

[incka]

Caffine?

[Matthew Sweet]

LOL, the same consumer club that said laser eye surgery works and that eyeball piercing is safe?

No, as laser eye surgery is not a consumer product you USE ... they only test products that can be eaten or used in the house and garden :P

[creme_ala_creme78]

Caffine?




nope, well, yeah prolly...

[simon]

As this thread is called microwavable pizzas, let me entreat you with a story. My dear brother decided one day after school to micowave a frozen pizza and thus putting the pizza in for 24 minutes left the house having forgotten about it in persuit of a beverage at the store. I was alone in the house and the fire alarm went off alerting me to a microvave with flames leaping out of it's sides. So I got to put it out with a fire extinguisher, which I can assure you is alot of fun. As a matter of fact I got a little carried away and made a huge mess in the kitchen with the stuff.

[creme_ala_creme78]

hence the reason this thread DISCOURAGES microwave pizzas...

[mazarane]

I presume that pizza was however not microwavable, but a normal pizza...

mind you, 24 minutes seems a long time to microwave anything.. :shock:

[creme_ala_creme78]

you microwaved something for 24 minutes???? thats crazy!!

[Matthew Sweet]

I once microwaved fries for 30 minutes ... it should have been the hot air setting, but I wasn't thinking clearly :x

[creme_ala_creme78]

have you ever thought clearly? or at all?

[Matthew Sweet]

have you ever thought clearly? or at all?

Have you ever been NOT arrogant? :?

[creme_ala_creme78]

hmm.....prolly not

[Matthew Sweet]

Exactly ... and I just had pizza! :P

[creme_ala_creme78]

was it microwavavle pizza?

[Matthew Sweet]

No, not microwavavle, but microwavable :twisted:

[creme_ala_creme78]

thanks for the correction werni-poo!